Traffic Control (AI Lights)
A top-down four-way junction where you decide which road gets the green light. Clear as many cars as you can without letting cross-traffic collide; ambulances are worth five cars.
▶ Play Traffic Control nowHow to play
- Tap or click anywhere on the junction, or press Space, to flip the green light between North-South and East-West.
- Don't flip while cars are crossing or they will crash. You have 3 lives, and a full queue that backs up also costs a life.
- When the AI warns of an override, tap or press Space within a second to veto it.
The AI twist
The AI traffic optimiser confidently flips the lights at the worst possible moment to 'maximise flow', and only gives you a one-second warning. That is the whole joke: Flip the lights to clear the junction, and outsmart the AI that keeps 'optimising' them.